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Derek PineDesigner/Interactive
If I weren’t designing websites at Flynn Wright I would be a men’s plus size underwear model. As Justin Timberlake puts it "Bringin’ Sexy Back". Why would people want to just look at a six-pack when they can see a keg, right? I would catalog and draw support to my modeling career with daily tweets that would overwhelm the Twitter system and destroy social media as we know it and we would be back to chiseling images onto stones.

What I Don't

  1. Cotton balls
  2. Lucky Charm marshmallows
  3. Cheesecake Factory
  4. Amusement parks
  5. People who have no sense of humor
  6. Abercrombie and Fitch

Did You Know?

I can’t take a cotton ball out of a new medicine bottle, it gives me the willies.

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